A family was in the car travelling on their summer vacation. After a couple of hours on the freeway, little Johnny shouted out, "Mom, when are we gonna get there? I've got to use the can!"
The mother replied, "We'll be there soon. Just hold it for a little while longer."
A few minutes later, Johnny's young sister, Suzie, shouted out. "How much longer? I've gotta use the can too!"
Hearing her daughter use that expression, the mother scolded her. "Suzie! Watch your language! You are a young lady, and ladies do not 'use the can'. We powder our noses."
"Well," Suzie answered, "if I don't powder my nose real soon I'm going to sneeze all over the car seat!"
The mother replied, "We'll be there soon. Just hold it for a little while longer."
A few minutes later, Johnny's young sister, Suzie, shouted out. "How much longer? I've gotta use the can too!"
Hearing her daughter use that expression, the mother scolded her. "Suzie! Watch your language! You are a young lady, and ladies do not 'use the can'. We powder our noses."
"Well," Suzie answered, "if I don't powder my nose real soon I'm going to sneeze all over the car seat!"
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